“formerly smug Deadspin writers”

The step back and “proceed” hand motion makes it seem like he is condoning the fight. But honestly, if people are so heated to go at it like these two ladies did, I don’t know if him trying to jump in the middle is a great option either.

That opening sentence reminds me of the thesis statements in my 3rd grade compare and contrast essays.

We have to assume they’re jamming the new Kanye album in those headphones, right?

My thoughts exactly.

He also repeatedly accuses her of being a “white supremist”

Who would have guessed, RVP shops at the same scarf store as my grandma. Small world.

You still haven’t cited any of the hooker love interests that make it such a tired trope. I don’t think it’s nearly as tired as you claim it is. My initial reaction seems to be validated that your original comment was just an attempt to be the type of SJW that gets likes from the Jezebel crowd.

Cheap and lazy pandering for Deadspin likes is not a good look.

As a kid, I went to summer camp at a place right next to a mayonnaise factory. Worst smelling summer camp ever.

I know it’s soon, but does that experience make you cringe at the thought of drinking Resin now? That would be a shame, it is easily in my top 5 favorite beers. Actually discovered it via a Beerspin article. By the way, what happened to Beerspin?

Why did you hate that? Would you have preferred the love interest of Deadpool to be a school teacher or accountant? Not quite sure that would have worked as well...

I think some parents are just fucking terrible parents and don’t want to pay for a babysitter. I went to a Saturday afternoon showing and there were multiple families with children as young as 6-8 years old, and they stayed for the entire movie.

I live in the relatively conservative bubble of Texas and I don’t know a single person who was offended by, or even noticed, any political message in the Beyonce performance. The reality is this: a few talking heads on Fox News or some crazy racist uncles from Alabama who figured out how to use Twitter (who really…

So go back to grade school and work on your reading comprehension skills. Also, punctuation critique, how original.

By “really, really not good”, do you mean offensive or unfunny? Because if it’s the former, you’re wrong. If it’s the latter, you’re right, but it shouldn’t be surprising or newsworthy because corny and unfunny attempts at jokes are pretty common in sports broadcasts.

Please tell me he brings his own six-shooter and wears this hat...

If I could fuck 1997 Kate Winslet, I’d sail on a Chevy Yugo with pool floaties.

Gotcha.. emulating old Jerry is indeed bad if your goal is winning football games. At least he’s been giving up some of his power lately, finally realizing that old billionaire oil barons don’t make the best NFL GM’s.

Are those two sentences supposed to be related? Because Jerry’s team always garners exceedingly high fan interest even when the team sucks.