Graham used the phrase “feckless and weak” too? I swear I heard Chris Christie say that exact same thing in a soundbite. It’s like they give out a handbook for this shit.

I was all mixed up until I got my calculator out. Now I’m down.

I’d play for a pee-wee football team over playing for the Aggies if it meant not having to live in College Station.

I think people still hold a grudge over “The Decision”. It was a bit of a tool move to make his transition to another team a huge television event. Most rational people, like you and I, would shrug and say that was kind of lame but move on and realize that he’s still a pretty fucking cool dude. Unfortunately, not…

Agreed on the podcast listening during running.

70-years-old and still cashing in on his dad’s accomplishments...

Yeah, what exactly does a “socially responsible” portfolio look like?

I used to hide my weed and my pipe in the spare tire well in the trunk of my ‘91 Toyota Camry. This was a great hiding spot until I got a flat tire one day and had to ask my dad to help me change it.

The fact that you did or didn’t earn it is irrelevant. Society should acquire it.

Seems par for the NFL. Attempt to hide your issues from the public as much as possible in hopes that nobody notices.

Typical elitist SJW deadspin commenter, go fuck yourself buddy, Papa John’s makes some pretty decent slices for chain store pizza.

Hot take incoming... the best animated film ever released by Disney was “Feast”.

I’d say the color depends. I wear the dark shade of khaki and it works well for me. I’ve seen khaki pants so light they almost looked white. Those are probably a lot harder to keep clean enough for multiple wears.

My khakis get two wears during the week, three at the most, then a wash on the weekend.

That layer of fabric between my zipper and my dick is vital.

I live about 5 hours away from my hometown, so I drove down for Thanksgiving and brought my girlfriend and her six-year-old daughter to let them meet my family. Had a great time, everyone thought the daughter was such a cute kid, my parents loved it. Driving back the next day, the daughter is complaining every 30…

I’m intrigued by your comment, but I refuse to google “Sausage Party Movie” on my work computer.

No. I hated that show too. They tried to make up for lack of humor by being over-the-top absurd and it just didn’t work.

I would say splitting with Khloe Kardashian is more of a blessing in disguise. A possible beginning-of-the-end of the Lil’ B curse?

If I had a time machine to go back to any concert, it would be Woodstock ‘69. My second choice would be Andrew WK ‘01. Man, that was such a fun time.