Asylum is the high water mark, but I do think that Roanoke turned a lot of the show’s weaknesses into strengths and managed to deliver an unusually coherent horror story.

When you have a franchise guy in any sport, it just makes sense to bring them along slowly. As an example, Mark Sanchez restricted himself to teens for a loooong time.

Don’t you touch my Le Batard, by which I mean my favorite Cuban-American sports journalist and not my dick

Here’s my Tuna. He’s a very good boy. He’s very fluffy.

Good Kermit

On an unrelated note, I have always thought Bilema was picked because of his natural resemblance to a razor back.

According to the bill, only the mascot is allowed to show the only legal gun show inside the stadium.

The Great Pyramid of Giza was larger (in terms of peak height and footprint) than Mercedes-Benz Stadium will be when it is complete. Construction of MBS began on May 19, 2014, so it will end up requiring just over three years to complete. The Great Pyramid was constructed 4,600 years ago and before the invention of…

Maybe he needs more FIBERTRON

The Raiders aren’t for grown men who use wink emojis.

You must be new to Deadspin Barry, we call those dongs here.

Hey Loria, you should stick to...hmm. No that’s not right...hold on, I’m thinking. This is hard.

How is Les Miles still unemployed? I mean there has to be something out there