You are conjuring a scenario that happens extremely rarely regardless of what the media portrays. Even if it does, if the so-called psycho has the drop on your wife and her scrambling for a gun a sure fire way to get killed.

For me it’s heated seats. My nuts and ass are warm enough as-is. I don’t need a seat heater to roast them.

Car features I refuse to use, or refuse to buy?

It’d be quicker to list the tech I do use.  I like having a stereo and A/C and. . . uh, that’s about it.  Power windows are overrated.  I’ve used regular dumb cruise control for roughly 30 seconds in my entire life.  I would never even consider owning a car that has a touchscreen.

She stopped being a real draw decades ago.  Time to break the wall, tow her out and either scrap her or turn her into an artificial reef (Dive the Queen Mary!).  Then turn her “berth” into a second cruise ship berth and likely generate more revenue.

Can we please remind everyone that the woman he attacked is a bona fide badass, grizzly bear mom who was protecting her kids.

Boss is probably like, “Yeah fuck him, tell him I turned him in too.” 

Better yet, train a 16" turret on the QM and sink it, which is really what needs to be done with this orphaned money pit. Nostalgia aside, I’m sorry Queen Mary, it seems nobody is just that into you.

I’ve never seen a mugshot of a guy more named “Cody” than this.

Cool. Now get all his friends. 

These are gutter trash street goons, not organized criminals. Boss will be fine.

Something I think is nearly universal

“...and later, in NYC, Klaus was hit by an Uber driver (no pun intended) and then shot. He recovered at New York Presbyterian Hospital but then succumbed when presented the bill for his medical care.”

Email spammer.

God, the Americans I meet in other countries are bad enough as it is.

It really seems weird? You must have never met one of the MAGA/Karen type of people who get irrationally infuriated beyond all reason when someone speaks in a foreign language around them, particularly when it involves a group. Really common in the Midwest in my experience. It seems to activate a confluence of…

The xenophobia is out of hand in this country

... and yet people wonder why Americans don’t want to take public transit. It’s because other Americans are fucking terrible.

Headhunter. 

They came to see our country and its people, and sad to say, they got a good look at one of its recently prominent aspects.