They need to look within these rotten lemons for the hidden business opportunity. It sounds like this kind of thing is almost getting common enough to become an in-flight entertainment feature, so why not make it one?

“For only an additional $39.95, you can enroll in our Fight-a-Douche program.”
“Come on, I’m already…

If I ever see anyone kill someone over something like that, I would never turn them in even with a massive reward for information. There’s even a small possibility that I’d help them move or stage the body.

Maybe you’re in a completely different market, but a Civic or Corolla for $3k right now in unrotted, drive-away condition? MAYBE a very used Corolla for $4k and a few years older, but not a Civic. A Civic for that price would have to be older and that is starting to fall under the vintage category, but it doesn’t…

Yeah, my pre 1991 Subarus didn’t have “nice” interiors, but they came in actual fucking colors (though there was a wide gulf in apparent quality depending on color with dark blue being far superior to beige), had excellent ergonomics, more interesting design than today, were pretty comfortable, had more room (in a…

And have they even delivered anything yet?

Uber reliable?! Are you familiar with the CVTs they’ve been putting in for about 20 years? Mechanics are. Owners not dumping before hitting 100k miles are.

I guess not everyone knows that free oil changes are always overpriced.

Maybe they’ve changed enormously since the 2016 I had to drive after my car was totaled, but that was the worst car I ever drove or got a ride in. It was tinny, underpowered with terrible transmission and throttle lag compounding the problem, seats were uncomfortable, and it got 23 mpg while being mated to a shot glass…

They’re not devoid of coal rollers in ME, either.

At least in MA (and I assume the government drones have done the same thing elsewhere), you can’t register it as home built, which is completely ridiculous to me. I can build some shitbox Beetle kit car or something even worse and register it as long as it meets some very basic safety requirements the e-bike I’m…

Yeah, if it’s in storage, you very likely don’t need it. I had a friend who was paying storage fees for a comic book collection. He finally ended up selling it for money and it barely made back a couple months of storage fees. It wasn’t a good market at the time, but still, he learned a lesson.

Probably spending too much on the constant repairs old houses demand.

As someone familiar with old houses, I don’t recommend it. The charm fades and you’re left with small rooms, steep and narrow stairways, crooked everything, fire traps, and generations of questionable repairs/modifications hidden until you go to fix or renovate something. Full updating is very expensive and energy…

It was the SAMUEL Lincoln house that was hit. It is the Samuel Lincoln house at 182 North St. It certainly can seem confusing, but it’s not Mr. Hodge who is wrong.

um, OK.

I think they’re trapped souls trying to escape. Previous owners, maybe?

Helicopter. Unless they’re using some kind of special pursuit vehicle they seized from drug dealers or something that can hit those speeds, they aren’t following him from the ground.

With the nice inclusion of the LSD as standard, the only option I would want would be the headlights, but actively don’t want that other bullshit that goes with it, so base it would be. Everyone seems to include the damn headlight upgrade into an overpriced package that includes a bunch of odious crap. I could get my…

Most repellents and such just don’t work for the horrible things. They might for a short time, but once they’re used to them, they don’t care. Set up traps and keep up with that. Bucket traps work pretty well for rats and mice and they keep trapping without a reset. Only possible negative is dumping out the drowned…

Yup, North Shore my whole life (except for school) now a little more west, but still Essex County.