He is disrespectful to coffee grounds.

snarfing down hog dicks

Can’t wait for him to stuff both feet and both hands in his mouth over some easy answer.

GOD IS NOT HERE TODAY PRIEST

This is bad and everyone should feel bad

yo genius, it is the primaries. 

or we can nominate someone who is actually good, 2 choices I can think of.

We burned this tightassed city to the ground in 1814 and I’m all for doing it again starting with you, you frat fuck.

Either way I look forward to Joe having approx. 400 gaffes in the first two days of his campaign.

I really enjoyed that the old gods dimension looks like a shitty middle managers office. This show is very good at working within a budget, while not letting on that they are doing that.

If you believe it, it is no dream. 

Any time he says “fiscal responsibility” someone should blast an air horn right next to him. Maybe he will stop saying it, or wet his pants. Either way works for me.

I’m A Good Person.

Ricochet, my man, it is a wackado delight.

Out of the whole cabal of Trump ghouls, DeVos infuriates me more than any of them. The essence of evil and stupid which is the trademark of this administration.

To be fair, he knows that they don’t care about him. He knows their aims, but if can use their bullshit for his own ends why wouldn’t he?

you hear it, more and more.

Whiny pissbaby is whiny. 

It has long been proven the G train doesn’t exist. A complete myth. 

Conan losing his shit at that lady who wouldn’t break character in the old timey baseball one is possibly one of my favorite Conan bits.