My daughter had to be in the NICU for a few days after birth and even with good insurance, it still cost me 22,000.

Getting owned so hard you define new levels of corn cobbing. Impressive.

Henry Kissinger believed Jussie Smollett?

Also her basically calling Mike Pence a piece of shit gets a thumbs up from me. She also gave the finger to Joe Lieberman.

There is one. I won’t name it here, but the guy who shot up the Tree of Life was active on it. 

Pretty sure he is real, but Melisandre is just guessing at the visions she gets. She talks a bit in the books how she is not sure what is right, but fuck it, let’s try this now.

Yes, everyone who has run and will run is an egomaniac. Including Jimmy Carter.

weird flex, but ok

Love to live in a Coen Brothers movie.

I assume he will mention he totally could have had sex with Loughlin in the 80s.

I wonder if anyone spelled Yale with a 6.

6 mil to get in to Wake Forest? Jesus fucking christ.

my neighbor and his wife are both pilots, according to them they are basically there to make sure nothing goes catastrophically wrong. Most pilots don’t take over landing until the last second. All of this is much safer than it ever was in the past.

hahaha Wesley Clark. Fuck man.

Yes! I really enjoyed The Library at Mount Char.

Pretty sure if the Germans won, they would have covered up the Holocaust and said all the Jews are living happily in....Uganda or something. No you can’t talk to them. 

Louie Gogurt is the smoothest of the smooth brained jackasses running around in the House.

I’ll allow it.

Also as a Jew can I say that Joe Lieberman can fuck off into the sun?

Fuck offfffffff Joe