mitchikins
Mitchikins
mitchikins

Yeah we need to look after our draftees, they didn’t volunteer to go into combat.

Well maybe that’s not something everyone *ideally* want to get in on and raise kids with. Obviously if you love the person then ok, but if you love the person you’re probably not going to dump them over reading self help booms either.

El Niño here.

I recall years ago reading an article on a men’s site (meaning a legit lad mag type of blog) where the writer believed that if a woman insisted on splitting the check, she was telling you ‘this is not romantic’.

Every American president is. Until we have a boots-on-the-ground, marching-in-the-street, scary-ass major labor movement in the US, nobody different will get elected. But if he can get *some* injustice turned around, that’s a helluva lot better than most.

You’re a fool if you think the President is gonna lead the Revolution.

People who like red velvet cake are the same people who like ranch dressing.

Can we also get a figure on all the time saved not having to spend that de rigeur half an hour shooting the breeze with your Man before you can get your score and leave? Because that’s not good productivity.

No, it’s weird. I’ve noticed it, too. I’m American and it’s not an American thing. It’s just a strange movie thing, and it drives me insane.

Chicago, dude, 29, sup.

Costello: You see the thing is that these rappers today, they’ve got the funny names. The unusual names you see and if you’re going to be buying stolen Jewels from them you need to learn their names. So let’s start, first up we have 50 cent

Right, I don’t know anything about the job market, or its evolution over the last 20 years, except for the interviewing and hiring I do...and all the times i have changed jobs.

You might want to tell your Subaru to calm the f*** down. They don't belong on laps.

Man. What a rubbish unicorn.

If he's anything like me, I see it as kind of a threshold thing.

There was a very interesting Radiolab episode about our memories and how fallible they are:

When asked where he was planning to play next, Lane said "Depends."

You never talk about your ex's. They ask something, tell them you don't remember and that shit didn't mean enough to want to remember. Then, change the subject back to your current SO, as she is trying to set a trap for you. It's a test. It's always a test. And failure is about 90% guaranteed.

It's guys like him that give weed possessors a bad name.

"Oh boy, I hope he's not talking about the genetic lottery, because you can't monetize height."