Contrary to popular belief, the Buffalo Bills biggest rivalries are not with the jets or the dolphins, the Bills biggest rivals are the plastic foldable table industry and the WWE

What they aren’t saying is the fights and damage referenced were simply caused by Lochte normal knuckle-dragging walk

Holy shit. IOC spokesman is really angling for a new job as Sports Information Director for an SEC school.

Everything you need to know about where this franchise is headed can be gleaned from the opening paragraph (THIS WAS THE FUCKING OPENING) of a profile of their owner.

Let’s break down how Florida this GIF is.

I am a dolphins fan from Alabama. Why? Because I like orange and blue for obvious reasons, Denver is too far away, and when I was three fish were pretty cool (ditto for the marlins). The sad truth is if Tannehill went to any other franchise he’d be a Russell Wilson caliber mobile-passer, dare I even say elite.…

This, Forever:

I wanted to submit an entry this year, but couldn’t put my ramblings into a coherent structure. So, here goes:

Over the course of the season, I quote Hootie & the Blowfish at least eight times.

If Suh were an actual dolphin: