It's a mutha-fucking plan!

They could have had the film in theatres until this December, a full year, and it wouldn't have crossed the $1B milestone. Box office works with diminishing returns. The longer a film is out, the less money it makes each day.

Why thank you, Pa[sta]!

Pa? I did a 48 Hour film competition last month. Here's the result. Let me know what you think. :)

You mean she flushed the toilet?

They're weird fishes …

Why am I suddenly in the mood for an Italian dish?

Can we really call them movie 'posters' if you have no fucking idea what movie they're for?

Just as long as it's as good as Episode I, everything will be fine.

You know, there's probably a reason that whistling sound comes out from your ears when the wind blows.

If that's the size of Shenlong, when this chart is fucking ShenWRONG!

"Anyway, it’s possible the issue could be addressed more explicitly in a sequel, in which Mothra arrives to fat-shame Godzilla to his face, and Godzilla counters that it’s easy for him to say, because he’s a fucking moth. Flying burns tons of calories."

And the last thing Nic Cage says is, "Wu-Tang Clan ain't nothing to fuck with…"

Cars 3: Driven to Tears: This Time It's Personal: Part 1 in 3D!!!!!

This is beautiful.

I'd have to say Thom Yorke.

This is hardly retribution. I mean, I hope DMX wins, but this whole idea is stupid.

I dis people who can't use commas yet I myself can't make a proper ellipsis and, funnily enough, mistakenly use a period instead of a comma. I'm also a lot less funny than I think I am…

So… has Shia LaBeouf made a movie of this yet, passing it off as his own creation?

I up-voted your comment because of your thumbnail. :)