Sorry for the three years later comment… but I really had to trek to the AV Club comments to make sure I wasn't going crazy there. Maybe it wasn't Shane? Luke would've seen her sneaking up and down if she was on break…

I did really enjoy how Scream 4 lampooned the reboot trend. Considering Craven's (RIP) and Smith's cameos in each other's franchises - they definitely swapped ideas - I could see this film as a fun complementary piece

Jan De Bont has a knack for it. Even if it didn't age well, the van driving through the fire in Twister made us all go wild

WAIT ARE YOU SERIOUS, BECAUSE (can't talk about because this spoils another Keanu Reeves movie)

This was originally intended as a Paul Newman vehicle, soooooooooooooo

Tony Almeida will pop up and go, "Surprise guys! It was still me! Sorry, I've been kinda fucked up for a decade. Please don't take it too hard"

Did they find Stephen Root stuffed in the wall yet?

We have enough problems within this city without worriyng about ghosts! And goblins…

It's arguably the only consistently good Machete film

The Brothers Grimm and The Boondock Saints would agree, but they're also crappy/campy movies about teams of brothers, so maybe cats aren't safe in those

Jon Peters would approve! Villeneuve is great with random giant spiders!

I like the implication that every mention of 2003 Daredevil must include an Evanescence sting

It at least has Tom Cruise doing the Ethan Hunt hanging-on-the-ceiling thing before he was Ethan Hunt

He was too busy making the YOU…. OHHHH YOUUUUU face

His character dominates a solid stretch of Ocean's Twelve, although he only appears in a single silent shot

while you're thinkin'

It's funny, considering how Lethal Weapon 2 and Die Hard, of the same year, have exactly the same Kamen "brass blasts" in the score, but LW has one rogue saxophonist dominating it all

Dunno, this all seems kind of hinky

Also: Lance Henriksen successfully removing a live grenade from his pants, but not from his hands

I. DON'T. BARGAIN.