Wait, where the hell is Tom Bennett's nomination??

Oh, the cabin! Yes…

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ASSHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLE

DJT: Are we living in Nazi Germany?

Hey, he's got cred. He's Corrupt Cop #1 In Fuqua's Equalizer, and Corrupt Agent #1 in Quantum of Solace

Paradox: @Dikachu:disqus's nose grows when he lies

HUBBA HUBBA HUBBA
MONEY MONEY MONEY
WHO YA GONNA TRUUUUUUUST

If I ever end up in a situation where I'm about to be shot in the face and there's no way out… gonna bank on this method working

Here it all is in a nutshell:

Peters wasn't dating Robert Wuhl, too, was he? Alexander Knox logs a lot of screen time for a character that everybody hates

(paraphrased) "Here's the wooden gun back. They were kind enough to put some linseed oil on it, some kind of stain, dark walnut or something. You might want to drop them a thank you note"

I'd be happy with a charred Jean-Baptiste Emmanuel Zorg showing up as a future installment villain

Well, it's not quite a mop, and it's not quite a jabroni, but man…. to answer your question, I don't know

To be fair, though: Season 6, as terrible as it was, has Powers Boothe as a scary-racist accidental prez who realizes he let Russian espionage slip through his tendrils, and makes a move to correct that within the space of a day. That's not happening nearly as fast in current reality

And even before then, you have Bill Medley cheesing it the hell up during the opening credits

THE FUCK YOU BEEN??

I really do love his work in current Disney Animation Studios films, which is like a blend between the ubiquity of Pixar's John Ratzenberger and '90s Disney's David Ogden Stiers or Jim Cummings. He was absolutely brilliant in Wreck-It Ralph, channeling Ed Wynn in a reverent and occasionally disturbing way. I wasn't a…

"I think World War II was my favorite war…"

It'll get a little stupider each time, though