This is not my locker!

Counterpoint:
M:I is not an action film whatsoever until that final batshit moment on the train
M:I 2, while a blatant action film, just recycles beats from two superior and more important action films, Face/Off and Raimi's unabashed B-movie Darkman

Best flick with an under-the-radar Ford A. The Conversation B. Apocalypse Now C. What Lies Beneath D. That One Where Brendan Fraser Saves Kids With Diseases

And he managed to squeeze in Regarding Henry on top of all that!

What Lies Beneath's Miranda Otto, - the suspense-movie equivalent of Home Improvement's Wilson

There's this awesome comedic light-horror procedural I'm thinking of. I forget the name, but it's got a cheapo 60s vibe

It's the Charles Fleischer basement from Zodiac…

*preventacoupleofangelsfromenteringandthusnegatingallexistence*

While Rickman doesn't really contribute anything to Die Hard With a Vengeance, that lil' split second flashback is still very welcome

Aside: Can anyone please explain why Freddy pulls a Fat Bastard accent for a hot second in the final battle of FvJ?

He just wants his kids back!

Charles Fleischer is the one who happens to have a basement…

CAN WE GET SOME GIRRRRRRLS IN HERE???

WHENEVER SOMEONE ON THE INTERNET TYPES IN ALL CAPS, I READ IT IN GILBERT GOTTFRIED'S VOICE. IT ONLY MAKES SENSE THAT WAY

Ernie Harrison from Ghostbusters?

White House Down 2

They had a potato sack with a cutout of Willis's head from the Pulp Fiction poster attached to the chair as they lit the set that around 9:00AM. Bruce Willis finally came down the stairs at 4:00PM, and gave the crew roughly 30 seconds to get an in-focus shot of him grimacing. Then he exited back upstairs and to his…

Kimberly Williams-Paisley deserves so, so much better than for this to have been the first time I've read her name since watching The 10th Kingdom

MANSPREADING: THE MOVIE

Well that's what I heard!