I demand a crossover with King Ralph

Oh, did they finally get Root out of the wall from that season of 24?

It's all about the balance/counterbalance

Fixed it for you:

WHY DID MR. BAYLOR CROSS THE ROAD?

"Accompanied, bizarrely, by March’s tween daughter, the pair appear to
bumble and shoot their way across half of Los Angeles, throwing guns
around and falling off buildings"

Gun defenestration!

I wonder if at any point the MCU will remember that mutant Tim Blake Nelson is, like, there, somewhere

Don't forget the killer Pullman/Stiller combo

Woah! I never knew about this movie. I'd assumed you were making a River Wild joke

I wish I was born in time to remember those doo-wop Nickelodeon bumpers (I guess '89 was too late)

The name twist that gets ruined is when Fiennes explains what C word he's thinking of

That's the part I can't get past. Weller fucked with the engine; Khan was essentially his stooge gone rogue, right? The KHAAAAAAN should have been meant for Weller

"Khaaaaaaa"
"What?"
"Khaaaaaaa" (imitates an airplane)
"The Cathcart Towers Hotel!"
"The Cathcart Towers Hotel" :O

Bats are scientists

Has anyone mentioned TURBULENCE yet? I'm doing it. I'm mentioning it

The '70s descriptor is key, otherwise we'd be talking Matt Salinger

But Rafiki got them high for a musical number, right? That's right up there with his ten-second kung-fu scene

Dante Hicks

That movie was such an essential part of my childhood, I have to jump on to every conversation about it. Maybe because the '60s animated version was comfort food as a kid; and in the transitionary period between that and Raiders of the Lost Ark, there was Sommers' The Jungle Book