I would realllllly much rather they stick to the tradition and perhaps hire a director who isn't white* and/or a dude

Complete with elevator spikes where his eyes should be!

This guy. This guy right here

Don't forget Tricky!!

Just mentalshop Keanu in, and it actually kinda works:

Joe Don Baker, the villain so nice, they brought him back twice! (as not-Felix Leiter) (what was that all about??)

Anyone wanna back me up on two Tom and Jerry cartoons that feature Tom - very unexpectedly - breaking the fourth wall and recycling a loud, frightening audio clip:

Counterpoint: Saving Silverman is on TV a lot

At the prom tonight!

Urbaniak, right?

HE KICKS ARSE FOR THE LORD!!!

Summer of Sandler: A SPIKE LEE JOINT

I hope Spike Jonze gets an Oscar nom for this as well, even if he's not involved whatsoever

Would you follow her onto an unmanned train speeding through a blizzard?

Actually Dean Winters was the chief antagonist - he's the only one who actually managed a decent shot at Wick

I DON'T KNOW!!!

I just rented this doppelganger drama Enemy if you wanna take your mind off things!

Deep Trouble, mentioned in the article, was a weird favorite of mine - maybe because with the understanding that it's not supposed to be scary, just suspenseful, it turns into a genuinely fun and atmospheric* adventure

we shan't be telling your mother this, shan't we?

Batman '89