Lemme guess: the day is saved by an inanimate carbon rod?

TELL ME WHAT TO FUUUUUUCK

Rapping and Hungover Swedish Chef slightly overshadows Sinking Below the Table to Avoid You Swedish Chef

(But actually it stands for his hard-earned academic achievement)

If the plot involves time travel, it had BETTER be about McClane getting whisked away to the 1800s to prevent Franz Gruber from composing "Silent Night"

And John Leguizamo and Robert "A SITTING DUCK" Patrick

HANS

I figured Karl has no idea why Hans wants him to shoot the glass - he hasn't seen John barefoot yet, I think - so Gruber's like "Want it in another language? SHOOT IT"

YABBA DABBA DOO DABBA DOOBA DABBA DEEBY DABBA!

That was some ON POINT editing for pace/rhythm and dance right there

*disappears with a burst of flames* *fade out*

The screentime thing is so clever. Bugs skydives out of the frame before Mickey during the "spare" scene, but he has a split second glimpse during the expositionary backlot scene

Beetlejuice isn't too hard and fast on its rules, though (that final sandworm bit really makes no sense!). Maybe it's just after effects of that rapid-aging spell the Maitlands were subjected to

"Okay then, have it your way"

Where's my prequel to Be Cool??

The security guard who gets the fatal cup of coffee, as well

nobody tells him nuffin

John Wick's John Wick

But that scene where he aims at the son and delays it by capping another goon, in a "This is about to be you" way? Perfection

However, Michael Clayton's plot starts out with Tom Wilkinson running around screaming naked in a parking garage. We just don't see it