And that bit where Jack forces her into shooting him by threatening suicide is to me one of the show's most deliriously fucked-up moments (was that in the same scene?)

Wait. You completely lost me with the last part. Was it really implied that Philip Bauer pulled a Chinatown??

*AF2

It was also a joke in the Inspector Gadget movie, with Rupert Everett as "Claw"

I understand you're making a Speed reference, but are you also suggesting they hire Zombie Dennis Hopper to play Zombie Veeeektor Draaazen?

There's also the fact that Will Patton, like James Cromwell in the season prior, appears to have absolutely no idea what the fuck is going on

From solitary confinement

TOO MANY SECRETS

Pralines and dick

but peter weller is a human drone missile

Tony Almeida!

Zombie Jim Varney

He should play Sal Maroni (using his Fat Tony voice!)

This is like the screwball '80s complement to "Crawl Space"

Totally forgot that! Time for a rewatch

BUT BUT BUT *SPOILERS*

I'm rewatching the series. On Season 6. It sucks as I remembered, but there is a beautiful moment where Bauer throws an unsuspecting car owner down and grunts, "Don't get up." And the dude just complies, probably sits there for the rest of the day

Sure, let's leave out Morris, who bippity-bops around the office and has an extended happy hour after taking lunchtime drill to the back

Really, the best part of that arc - and the limo scene - was how Jack correctly guessed that Logan would be too clueless/arrogant to realize he'd been bugged AGAIN

The baby got nuked?!?!?