Boy oh boy, I sure do hate those Fancy Lads!

The side plot next season should be vegetable Logan hatching a conspiracy that can only be prevented by vegetable Keeler and vegetable Wayne Palmer. In the presidential recovery ward. Kind of like Bubba Ho-Tep meets My Left Foot

Got it. Llewelyn Moss/"No Country for Old Men" style

Thanks for having him explain the whole Kevin Dunn/e thing in "Snake Eyes". I was momentarily thrown off by the cast listing, then assumed with a smile that De Palma just really wanted to name a character after him. And I was right!

So we're talking about the same Bacon class as his character in "The River Wild". Great villain, though kind of a dumbass (giving the kid money, etc)

In fact, after I sat through all nine hours of Transformers movies, I realized that Kevin Dunn's dad character (mentioned above), genuinely-good improv aside, is a sad regurgitation of his character in "Small Soldiers". Maybe it's the fact that Dante took time to insert human quirks/anxiety into the character.

Which means we still get a random sex scene with Jeremy Irons?

The final episode of Season 4/opening of Season 5 was very clearly aping/paying homage to The Incredible Hulk's "lonely man" theme. Dexter just had no idea what the hell it was doing

Let's just go ahead and list the Kim-centric Season 2 villains in order, while it's fresh in my mind from binge-watching:

85) Alan Wilson

Whatever Bush-era fallacies Palmer prevented, Logan did them in half the time and President Powers Boothe stuck around to make sure the country was 100% in the shitter

I like your implication that the entirety of Germany is angry at Jack for dicking around with their swingin' secret agent that one time. Considering that's how the three-season arc with China got started, I wouldn't put it past the writers

Ways I conclude statements, apropos of nothing:
-I'M GONNA NEED A HACKSAW
-LET'S PLAY SOME DARTS
-I GIVE YOU MY WORD
-Yeah. (Spoken through a quick sigh with slight head bounce)

While I don't personally agree with much of the article, I do have to say the film has the most beautifully disturbing smash cut in mainstream film. You know what it is. The close-up of the mother's screaming face, followed by the introductory shot of Jeff Goldblum yawning.

They were there, you just couldn't see them

It's in yer bluuuuuuud!

Okay time to post the dumbass question I always ask myself: could it possibly a pterodactyl, which picked the crew off, and I guess stuck its long beak through the window and chomped on Severed Hand Guy? Thus linking the mystery to the final shot

And Wayne Newton as… whatever the hell he was

I guess Bauer gets 1/3 credit for Chappelle, along with Palmer and Saunders

How about just getting Dennis Hopper again. He may be dead, but I wouldn't put it past him to try out the whole zombie thing