Starts working on 1000 piece puzzle.

You don’t have to set a timer. In fact, don’t check the clock at all. You have a general idea of what five minutes is like.

[reads article]

I Truly Madly Deeply enjoy this reference.

“We can’t put guys in the seats, can we now?”

i have but one star to give, you soothing trumpeter

Ambiguity is as American as Racism is as American as Baseball

“Homeless guy walks up to my car, yells at me and says insulting things.”

This is a sincere question and maybe there’s an answer I’m not seeing, but Jones knows he’s going to be tested, right? I mean, I know he’s not exactly a Neil deGrasse Tyson or anything, but what the hell does he think is going to happen? How does he think he’s going to get away with it? It baffles me.

One might even say the Jaguars... stole the show.

Here’s the more direct question:

Let’s put it another way. Only the Colts could force a team to punt five times and still let them hang 46 points up as well.

Thanks for clarifying all this! Man, I wish the author had seen fit to include this pertinent information.

The Jaguars have a better record than the Patriots.

What’re you guys talking about?

I have to admit, when I saw this morning that Alex Smith had thrown for 368 yards I was really trying to figure out how he managed 125 completions in one game.

Tom, should you focus on his penis when his balls are the real story? I understand the confusion since there’s not a vas deferens between the two.

The couple, who tied the knot in November 2008

Or foot stuff!

This was always going to be a shitty week given that DACA was rescinded. But as a Pats fan who lives on St Thomas, and who hasn’t heard from anyone in 24 hours, has no idea if his office or home are still standing, and has no idea when he can go home, this is pretty much the only thing in my life that I’m going to…