Happy birthday, Drew!

Weird, it’s almost as if success in sports doesn’t require magic, but basic business skills like developing talent through smart management and putting people in a position to maximize their potential...

Ali is GOAT at trash talk in sports.

Wasn’t originally going to star this, but now I am just to spite you.

Wait wait wait... you mean to tell me an NFL team charged its fans a fortune for a shitty experience?

For anyone who’s interested, they made a really good documentary on him in 1994.

Maybe next time, try to show a little respect.

You are given a one-time payment of $100 million cash (after taxes). The conditions for accepting the money are as follows: every 2 hours for the rest of your life, you have to drop whatever you’re doing, find a mirror, spread your cheeks, and stare at your own butthole for 2 minutes.

I totally agree with your total agreement.

makes u think

But has he ever been caught night-putting?

Just when I think your jokes can’t get better, you just keep going... and going... and going...

Writes in notebook: “Best sporting video game debate, over.”

Regardless, it’s completely fucking illegible.