I think the biggest triumph of this film is that they made Ewan McGregor completely unrecognizable.

It doesn’t look that bad.

Robin Weigert is a treasure.

Can someone explain how this app works? Could I upload any video from mobile device or do you have to open the app and shoot the footage from within the app? I don’t know if that question makes sense, but I’m wondering if that footage had to be shot in real time or if it could be a year old.

I can barely keep myself from saying criminally stupid shit from one minute to the next, so the idea of being in the public eye gives me the heaving collywobbles. I mean honestly, even whenever I see a little blue notification on the upper left hand corner of my screen on Jezebel, I think: oh shitting Christ, what…

And it sometimes feels like we’re all just waiting for someone to piss us off so we can purge some hateful unprocessed rage out of our tarry souls.

I’m glad somebody said it.

I think one of the shittiest consequences of that is that when someone says something truly despicable, there’s nowhere left to go. We’ve already worked ourselves up into a bug-eyed, frothing rage about Brad Pitt being a bit dumb by describing his family as migratory workers, and there is no more language left. We…

So, this is what feminism at Jezebel has come to?

Yes. The demand of perfection that a lot of modern progressives have is getting tiring. That used to be the domain of conservatives and more nuanced, sophisticated thought for us liberals. Not so anymore.

I wish there were more room in the modern media world for a bit more easy generosity between folks. It’s wearying to always be demanding apologies, you know? People goof. They say stupid shit. They get tired. And it sometimes feels like we’re all just waiting for someone to piss us off so we can purge some hateful…

I’d like to say he’s not wrong, but I’d get pounced on even though it’s the truth, so: OH BOY IS HE SO WRONG FOR SAYING THOSE THINGS WHAT AN ASSHOLE OPPRESSOR HE SHOULD NEVER GET WORK AGAIN AND BE A PARIAH FOR EVER AND EVER GRRRRR OUTRAGE!!!!!

I wish this little girl a happy and peaceful childhood for as long as it’s possible before she has to know. I hope her aunt gets custody, and I wish her peace as well. It won’t be easy for her to know someday she will have to have a very difficult conversation and revisit the pain all over again as this child tries to…

I saw that too. It was heartbreaking. She’s in so much shock and the betrayal she must feel...I can’t even imagine.

And you thought telling a child they're adopted was hard...

I feel terrible for this family. They are victims in this too, and seem just as dumbfounded and terrified as everyone else. I hope they can provide her with a stable home. This is such an awful situation all around.

This is just too fucking sad. That poor little girl. And this couple looks incredibly lost and heartbroken. I hope they can all find some good through becoming a family together.

Good! I hope they’re successful. Since the child will probably find out eventually, I imagine it will be less traumatic for her to be living with people who knew her parents as something other than monsters when she does.

You missed “in a sense”?

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