I worry that they are just going to move the whales out of the country — Blackfish indicated they were already trying that. But stopping breeding would be a big move in the right direction.

At least the Vancouver Aquarium has been banned from further breeding their belugas.

Tiny chlorinated tanks.

I'm assuming they're also not immune to things in the ocean since they're raised in swimming pools. So fucked - it's hard to wrap my mind around it.

There are large pens in the ocean that the orcas already in captivity should be held until the end of their lives. It's not ideal - you're right, they will never just be able to go join another pod and live a free life in the ocean. Still, this is a better option that having them in tiny tanks.

gifs like that are the reason we have this mess in the first place!

[insert Free Willy gif here]

While I would love it if SeaWorld shut down right this instant, I think of what happened to Keiko and worry that letting the whales free now would actually kill them. Is there a way to integrate the orca back into the wild? Or some kind of compromise where they can live semi-wild in a cove or something?

It's beautiful to see that a documentary like Blackfish has made an actual impact on this terrible issue.

Eva Green is perfection, always.

I love that Eva Green's makeup always looks like last night's. She is perfection.

I just want to know how I can become Eva Green. That is all.

To paraphrase a co-worker of mine: "NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR CONSTRUCTION WORKER GIRLBONER."

Revised version 1000x better.

He could have said "I am not going to marry you."

"In hindsight, all the warning signs were there"? All the warning signs that he was going to fake his own death.

Well, I don't know Chuck Zito, but if he said that then fuck Chuck Zito.

THIS. Right? Um, get your penises right, Jezebel. GAWD

Yes, we will do that on the same day that anyone gives a shit about what you think.

Finally, a Disney Princess post I give a damn about.