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Tom Savini is absolutely a celebrity.

I can think of at least one person who had a bad experience with Jimmy Carter:

Killing Them Softly was great.

Jennifer Lopez tried to kill me once. I kinda deserved it.

THIS IS SO AWESOME

No, it’s a pretty bad movie. And yeah, in pretty poor taste considering they have to kind of make the victims all out to be shitheads, which, particularly in the case of the guy they tortured just ... yeah ... no bueno ... rewatch Bay Boys or The Rock if you need some Michael Bay in your life.

Two bottles of wine is a lot of wine. Two bottles of vodka though ... you’d think that would kill a horse ...

This is interesting, thanks for the link.

Smalls especially is good. If I recall correctly they also have jam sessions after the late set which I hear are ... interesting.

Yeah, it is. And a lot of it is the culture this person’s working in, so it’s like, EVERYONE is drinking this much and somehow able to not black out and remain functional, which I’m sure makes it feel like an okay idea at the time, and then the drinking returns to reasonable levels when the job is over.

Here are some great jazz places:

Basically my entire family gifted this to each other lass Christmas. It works. It really works.

Most recently he was in Pain and Gain across from Marky Mark who’s 5’8”. I think they shot it to give the illusion that they were closer to each other in height than they are, and since I knew Wahlberg was on the short side of average, I assumed The Rock was too....

Anyone know of any good studies on the long term effects of periodic binge drinking? And I mean, like, serious binging. Like, more than a bottle of hard liquor in a night in bursts of weeks scattered throughout the year.

The thing that’s crazy about this to me is that he’s 6’5”. For some reason I thought he was a short man who was just super ripped.

Too bad Jenna Lyons probably can’t act.

heh, irish american — not sure what county her people came from, but she identified heavily with her irish catholic roots

My irish grandmother — so I’m sure whiskey was a factor somewhere in there — this one might work! And as far as the pogues go ... it’s probably more appropriate than sayonara?

Oh my God. Margaritaville, while not appropriate for present purposes, would be fucking amazing at a funeral.