Can’t believe I ever said Stranglehold was one of my favorite songs.

“the solution to all of these problems is for us to keep doing the same things but to expect different results, which is not the definition of stupidity, it is just plain wrong.”

Sure does! I’m certain they’ll get sued and the law will, or at least should be, deemed unconstitutional.

“The chinese are sub-human.” -Morrissey

How is Obediah not dead? I mean...he fell directly into an arc reactor. Plus we haven’t heard or seen a peep from him since Iron Man. Is he gonna show up in Armor Wars or something? I can’t help but think he’s gonna be super lame if he comes back. Jeff Bridges is great, but Obediah wasn’t so much a villain as he was a…

Why (some) men won’t get the vaccine: some misguided sense of prideful masculinity. “I will defeat the virus with my own body, just like our Dear Leader Trump did!” (while completely disregarding the fact he only survived because Walter Reed injected as many COVID cocktails as possible into Trump’s ass)

I’m probably the only person on the planet that didn’t mind Crystal Skull and Temple of Doom. Nuke fridge scene and dodgy CGI aside, I saw Crystal Skull as a double feature with the first Iron Man back when I was in college. Probably one of the most fun times I had at a theater.

I saw a body disintegrate into some kind of purple matter at the hands of Dormammu.

Christ on crackers, that was unexpected, given how ardent sad-stache was about Trayvon Martin deserving to die.

The security guard at the club being asked to break up the fight:

If it is passed, I’m hoping some sort of constitutional rights group sues their asses and gets this barbaric pile of shit-rags thrown out. Disgusting.

BUT IT’S ON SALE

Mother fuckin Heretic and Hexen is MY SHIT!

Over 25 years in the police force and you don’t know the difference between a gun and a taser? No excuse. Put her ass in jail.

Whenever certain members of my pale brethren get upset because they can’t say the N-word but black people use it with impunity, I often just pull them back and go, “Dude, I know it’s technically a double standard, but let this one go. You are NOT going to like the response.”

My wife grew up literally down the road from where this occurred, and she confirmed this area be racist as shit. Windsor, the town in question, is EXTREMELY small (it’s most famous attraction is a Dairy Queen), so it doesn’t surprise me that they only have like 6 people in the force. Also, there used to be a very…

Man the level design in this is fucking great! The Metroid Vibes combined with the Innerspace-like environment are so neat.

This reminds me why Activision always called the terrorists in the COD Modern Warfare (2007) multiplier “OpFor,” short for “opposing force.” Very vague, non-offensive way of saying, “Shoot brown people, win game.”

I mean, I’m married, so I’m horny year round, HEY-O!

There’s no way in hell Gaetz didn’t write this. “The Women of Matt Gaetz’ office.” Oh you mean his waifu pillow covered in jizz? What a fucking idiot.