This is the testimony I’ve been waiting on. This whole case hinges on the “drug overdose” asphyxiation thing. You have medical experts, on record, SEVERAL OF THEM, testifying that yes, he was choked to death, you can talk while not breathing, and the drugs found in his system barely warranted reporting because of how…

I think a perfect way to sum up Sunshine is that its best levels are the ones where that dang super soaker is taken from you.

So I recently got a new computer and booted up Steam and re-discovered just how many of these fucking games I have on my account. Not counting th Ps4, the gamecube I bought two months ago so I could replay Wind Waker, and my gamboy advance, I have A LOT. My wife is not amused.

Speaking as a huge fan of Whedon’s work, I have been extremely disappointed to find out he’s a massive asshole, and apparently has been for sometime.

There is pain, there is childbirth, and there is stepping on a Lego.

“Corporations will invite serious consequences if they become a vehicle for far-left mobs to hijack our country from outside the constitutional order.”

Chauvin: “I was trained to knee on people’s necks, I’m just doing my job!”

Does Lebron just want to, like, erase Michael Jordan from existence or something? Because you’re not!

You have asked 69 more questions than were required. Monkey punch Lizard in Face, Monkey use Nuclear Axe on Lizard, Lizard wins 2 out of 3 against Monkey, Lizard screams in Monkey’s face, Robo-Lizard fight Monkey and Lizard. There, cleared it up for you.

Whenver I hear about people just leaving things in the hands of God, I am often reminded of this historical moment:

Damn I’ve personally never seen or heard of a chief just get on the stand and straight up say, “Yeah, our officer murdered that guy.”

This reminds me of the time I got detention for flipping off my 1st grade teacher because I thought flipping someone off was a way of saying hi. Why did I think that? Because of the scene in the Beverly Hillbillies movie where a commuter flips them off, and they make the mistake of thinking it is a LA-based greeting.…

Debbie is a fucking cartoon at this point and I can’t stand it.

There’s no way in hell any prosectuor who likes their job would actually put her to trial.

I knew a dude EXACTLY like this in high school. He had this thing about showing naked photos of obvious porn models and claim he was “boinking ‘em,” which we all knew he wasn’t. He was eventually expelled because they found a bunch of oxycontin in his locker. Real fucking winner.

If anything, this is more proof that he’s Johnny from Fantastic 4 levels of flaming.

What I meant by something smells is that she felt “pressured” by Buzbee when she was first in contact with him. Also I’m not suggesting Watson is innocent either. This this lawyer is acting real friggin fishy. Makes me wonder.

Next time someone asks you what the show is about, just say TEENAGERS HAVE ANGST and you’ve pretty much nailed it. Lena Dunham is so fucking overrated it hurts.

I read a story on Defector about how another woman went to S.I. and told her story about Watson sexually abusing her via massage, but she doesn’t have Buzbee as counsel. In fact, she claimed in the story that she felt “pressured” when approached by Buzbee to join in on the lawsuit party, and felt telling her story…

It’s actually not so ridiculous when you look at the evidence a bit more closely. As for who should play the owl, I recommend Hedwig from Harry Potter. She managed to fuck up a Death Eater before her untimely death.