Take your star, you filthy bastard.

I bet Larry Craig remembers, too.

You know, when I heard about the “Nestor” thing, I thought maybe he was closeted. Maybe he still is?

Oh my fucking god, Gaetz, you’re currently being investigated for sex trafficking and your response is to go on TV about it? (bonus points for outing his dad as wearing a wire in a conversation with an FBI agent!)

Christ, both these idiots need to get the hell off the internet.

Nestor, are you ok? Blink twice if you need help!

Maybe he hit on this woman’s 16 year old sister at a show?

Did you not see the massive radioactive battle axe Kong was swinging around in the trailer? And besides, this time around it’s a little asian girl, not a white woman.

Naaaaaaaah, big monsters fight.

Is Defense trying to suggest that the crowd distracting him caused Floyd’s death? All I can hear in my head over and over again is, “DOES THAT JUSTIFY EXECUTION?”

“If I am not doing that the right way, I am accountable. The buck stops here. To take that away from the Commissioner, ask yourself who has the accountability then?”

“You are naive about the Nigger”

“[The Senate filibuster] has no racial history at all. None. There’s no dispute among historians about that.”

Eat shit, Tucker!

I appreciate that they’re using the funds for housing and community clean up/repairs and renovation rather than just giving people money. That’s the only way you’re gonna get the rest of the country on board with reparations, which is kind of sad when you think about it.

“The D is silent.”

Knowing Elon, he’d probably pull an Ash an open the quarantine bay against regulations just so he can put the alien egg in a convertible and launch it into a child’s birthday party on Neptune.

“Extend the light of consciousness to the stars?”

Yeah unfortunately this is true. Police Unions have made themselves a lovely little cushion for their boys in blue.

Can we just ban them because they taste like shit? I had a Marlboro Menthol in college once and it tasted like eating ashes flavored with mint chocolate chip.