If it is passed, I’m hoping some sort of constitutional rights group sues their asses and gets this barbaric pile of shit-rags thrown out. Disgusting.

BUT IT’S ON SALE

Mother fuckin Heretic and Hexen is MY SHIT!

Over 25 years in the police force and you don’t know the difference between a gun and a taser? No excuse. Put her ass in jail.

Whenever certain members of my pale brethren get upset because they can’t say the N-word but black people use it with impunity, I often just pull them back and go, “Dude, I know it’s technically a double standard, but let this one go. You are NOT going to like the response.”

My wife grew up literally down the road from where this occurred, and she confirmed this area be racist as shit. Windsor, the town in question, is EXTREMELY small (it’s most famous attraction is a Dairy Queen), so it doesn’t surprise me that they only have like 6 people in the force. Also, there used to be a very…

Man the level design in this is fucking great! The Metroid Vibes combined with the Innerspace-like environment are so neat.

This reminds me why Activision always called the terrorists in the COD Modern Warfare (2007) multiplier “OpFor,” short for “opposing force.” Very vague, non-offensive way of saying, “Shoot brown people, win game.”

I mean, I’m married, so I’m horny year round, HEY-O!

There’s no way in hell Gaetz didn’t write this. “The Women of Matt Gaetz’ office.” Oh you mean his waifu pillow covered in jizz? What a fucking idiot.

This is the testimony I’ve been waiting on. This whole case hinges on the “drug overdose” asphyxiation thing. You have medical experts, on record, SEVERAL OF THEM, testifying that yes, he was choked to death, you can talk while not breathing, and the drugs found in his system barely warranted reporting because of how…

I think a perfect way to sum up Sunshine is that its best levels are the ones where that dang super soaker is taken from you.

So I recently got a new computer and booted up Steam and re-discovered just how many of these fucking games I have on my account. Not counting th Ps4, the gamecube I bought two months ago so I could replay Wind Waker, and my gamboy advance, I have A LOT. My wife is not amused.

Speaking as a huge fan of Whedon’s work, I have been extremely disappointed to find out he’s a massive asshole, and apparently has been for sometime.

There is pain, there is childbirth, and there is stepping on a Lego.

“Corporations will invite serious consequences if they become a vehicle for far-left mobs to hijack our country from outside the constitutional order.”

Chauvin: “I was trained to knee on people’s necks, I’m just doing my job!”

Does Lebron just want to, like, erase Michael Jordan from existence or something? Because you’re not!

You have asked 69 more questions than were required. Monkey punch Lizard in Face, Monkey use Nuclear Axe on Lizard, Lizard wins 2 out of 3 against Monkey, Lizard screams in Monkey’s face, Robo-Lizard fight Monkey and Lizard. There, cleared it up for you.

Whenver I hear about people just leaving things in the hands of God, I am often reminded of this historical moment: