Damn I’ve personally never seen or heard of a chief just get on the stand and straight up say, “Yeah, our officer murdered that guy.”

This reminds me of the time I got detention for flipping off my 1st grade teacher because I thought flipping someone off was a way of saying hi. Why did I think that? Because of the scene in the Beverly Hillbillies movie where a commuter flips them off, and they make the mistake of thinking it is a LA-based greeting.…

Debbie is a fucking cartoon at this point and I can’t stand it.

There’s no way in hell any prosectuor who likes their job would actually put her to trial.

I knew a dude EXACTLY like this in high school. He had this thing about showing naked photos of obvious porn models and claim he was “boinking ‘em,” which we all knew he wasn’t. He was eventually expelled because they found a bunch of oxycontin in his locker. Real fucking winner.

If anything, this is more proof that he’s Johnny from Fantastic 4 levels of flaming.

What I meant by something smells is that she felt “pressured” by Buzbee when she was first in contact with him. Also I’m not suggesting Watson is innocent either. This this lawyer is acting real friggin fishy. Makes me wonder.

Next time someone asks you what the show is about, just say TEENAGERS HAVE ANGST and you’ve pretty much nailed it. Lena Dunham is so fucking overrated it hurts.

I read a story on Defector about how another woman went to S.I. and told her story about Watson sexually abusing her via massage, but she doesn’t have Buzbee as counsel. In fact, she claimed in the story that she felt “pressured” when approached by Buzbee to join in on the lawsuit party, and felt telling her story…

It’s actually not so ridiculous when you look at the evidence a bit more closely. As for who should play the owl, I recommend Hedwig from Harry Potter. She managed to fuck up a Death Eater before her untimely death.

Take your star, you filthy bastard.

I bet Larry Craig remembers, too.

You know, when I heard about the “Nestor” thing, I thought maybe he was closeted. Maybe he still is?

Oh my fucking god, Gaetz, you’re currently being investigated for sex trafficking and your response is to go on TV about it? (bonus points for outing his dad as wearing a wire in a conversation with an FBI agent!)

Christ, both these idiots need to get the hell off the internet.

Nestor, are you ok? Blink twice if you need help!

Maybe he hit on this woman’s 16 year old sister at a show?

Did you not see the massive radioactive battle axe Kong was swinging around in the trailer? And besides, this time around it’s a little asian girl, not a white woman.

Naaaaaaaah, big monsters fight.

Is Defense trying to suggest that the crowd distracting him caused Floyd’s death? All I can hear in my head over and over again is, “DOES THAT JUSTIFY EXECUTION?”