mitchellbyron1983
MitchellByron1983
mitchellbyron1983

This might be a crazy opinion but I feel like Blazing Saddles is probably one of the best movies on racism. It’s freaking hilarious while also pointing out how stupid racism is. The scene where he pulls the gun on himself was genius. I never got it as a kid, but now I see it as all these ignorant white folks mentally

SORRY WHAT?!?! BOLDEN IT MORE, I CAN’T HEAR YOU!!

I can’t agree with all of that, but I will admit Dark Knight Rises kind of fell on its face at certain points (for the love of our Creator, how hard is it to make someone’s voice understandable through a mask?! Christ, Star Wars came out in ‘77 and we all heard Vader perfectly fine!). And of course Batman Begins

Do ya’ll just not like good movies or something?

“It ain’t that great though.” *sigh* I’m gonna pretend I didn’t read that.

Dark Knight. It’s because of Dark Knight.

How DARE you say Deja Vu was a better time travel movie?! We all know the king of time travel movies is Hot Tub Time Machine, duh!

When he threw the detonator out of the window in Dark Knight...that was awesome. Rest in Peace, sir. You brightened my life and the lives of many others. Thank you for everything.

Oh I agree. I don’t think he should get off completely scot-free, but Murder 1? That would mean pre-meditation, and that’s going to be impossible to prove unless he’s got some kind of fucked up manifesto hidden in his room.

I’m probably gonna be “this guy,” but here’s the thing about this Kyle kid:

What, is the New Year some kind of magical asshat cure-all? Just because we’re in 2020 doesn’t mean we still don’t have tons of dumb on the internet. 

Now let’s see how many women are on this list.....

Dude, come on, it’s John, Ringo, Paul, and GEORGE! How do you forget, like, the best Beatle? 

Kyle Shanahan? Run Heavy Offense? Here’s hoping the asshole learned his lesson from 28-3. 

Maybe someone has already touched on this, but I’m against impeachment for one reason: Mike Pence.

My first year of little league football, 1996, 3rd grade. I was playing linebacker in what was like my 3rd or 4th game ever. We were backed up on our own goal line. The other team ran in up the middle and the runner fumbled it. Problem was, I didn’t see the fumble....land RIGHT behind my right foot, in the endzone.

Speaking of awkward exits, how’s everyone at Deadspin taking the news that Spidey’s not an Avenger anymore? Also, please tell me ya’ll got Megan Greenwell a massive stack of IHOP cakes as a going away present.

My boy didn’t yell or rage. He just quietly went up to his room. My wife found him there 30 minutes later just sitting in the dark, staring at the floor, with no words to say.”

Jesus, they haven’t even won a regular season game yet with this roster and they’re already calling it a success? We sure there aren’t any Browns fans running that site?