mitchellbyron1983
MitchellByron1983
mitchellbyron1983

The one time I went to a Ravens game (BAL-HOU playoff game 2012. The year of the Nick Folk miss), my Mom and I sat next to a couple from Dundalk and they were some atrocious ass people. Wouldn’t shut up, loud as hell, rude as shit (spilled my mom’s drink, didn’t apologize and didn’t offer to buy her another one), and

This team also sucks because they had to snatch victory from the jaws of defeat against Baker Shithead and the Browns (The BROWNS!), only to turn around and get shown up and trash talked by Phillip Cheaper by the Dozen and the LA Spanos’. To add insult to injury, I reluctantly cheered for the Spanos’ during their next

There’s a reason, trust me. 

Not only does the football suck, but the photography work, too. Man were those some ugly ass shots.

Nathan Peterman was recently hit by a car. Unfortunately for him, it was a Dodge.

It was the NFC Championship game that year, not the Super Bowl. I definitely remember the fumble in overtime but he fumbled twice in that game? Yikes! 

Boris Johnson: the man who couldn’t tell rugby from soccer in the heat of the moment. At least America has the excuse of Russian meddling. How the hell did this guy become PM? 

And the poor kid’s name is SOFI! Somebody fucking pinch me. 

Spot on analysis

Meanwhile the Bear is like, “You don’t have to leave, man.” Poor bear must be lonely. 

That’s a-spicy. 

Falling asleep during the game. Horrible effort. 

I just threw up in my mouth a little. What the fuck is happening?

I’ll admit, I always thought of reparations to be one of those “impossible dreams,” and for a long time, I didn’t think it was feasible. Nor did I think it was fair to those living today. I too had the same “why should I be held responsible” thoughts. Reading your article about what Mr. Coates had to say has opened my

Get it in writing with ole DJ Trump. Except that probably won’t work either and would rather just take you in front of a judge and drain you via lawyer and courthouse fees.

Just keep him away from your teenage daughters. 

This white guy won’t vote for him. Just wanted to clear that up. 

Oh eat shit, you maple humpers.