I don’t know about ya’ll but I’ve got my money on 16 seed Myking Worboys. Whenever I hear that name, all I can hear in my head is a bunch of bald headed pale dudes in the desert screaming, “KAMI-KRAZY WARBOYS” while riding on the back of Furiosa’s war rig. It’s a good name.

Nick Fuck. 

take your star, you jerk.

Oh, eat shit, Marmalard. 

Yeesh! That’s brutal. I sincerely hope this isn’t a career ender but it very well could be. 

Over a fuggin’ straw. A straw, ma dude. A straw.

“My proposal is to have one single bye week where every single team in the league is off for one week after Week 8.”

As much as I dislike Tom Wilson, seeing him beat the ever living shit out of Jamie Olenutsack is probably the greatest thing I’ve ever seen. I have it saved in my favorites bar and just look at it when I’m having a bad day. 

My mom and sister were at the Broncos Chargers game and she sent me video of said mutton bustin’. I swear I read about this term on urban dictionary and it sure didn’t involve children.

Those two little bitches ought to be fired. How fucking dare they? I mean, what the fuck?! God this story makes me so fucking mad I can’t even think straight. 

Jesus, Lauren, they really came after you. Keep up the good work, though. Been reading this site for a long time and I’m proud of you and all the work your colleagues do. Fuck these haters, don’t let them derail you. 

Pop smoke, call for evac. Shit’s getting hairy. 

Just go ahead now. 

Get Better, Drew! We love ya, buddy!

Jesus Christ, that defense is SO GOOD! I’m not even a Bears fan and I was cheering them on. 

Jesus, it’s like the Island of Misfit QB’s.

I agree completely. When I heard about Bryan Singer, I hoped it wasn’t true. He’s one of my favorite directors. Well, was. 

What Aziz did was wrong. Simply put. He should have realized she wasn’t really feeling it, especially after multiple rebukes from her. He seemingly backed off at first, but kept at it, despite multiple protests. Speaking as a man, sometimes we can be dense and miss signals from women. Sometimes women (and men, too)…

“Bloomberg. I swear to you that every unoccupied gym television is tuned to Bloomberg, and I have no idea why.”

As a lifelong card carrying Orioles fan (literally, I have that goofy Oriole face on my debit card, please kill me), I had to vote for them. Their worst record ever (not counting their St. Louis Browns days), Chris Davis doing his best lumberjack impression (192 SO’s!!!), and Manny going to LA. Normally I would be sad…