Well there I go sticking my foot in my mouth again. I read “John” and assumed, therefore making an ass of myself. Please ignore that rant, then. 

Here’s the juiciest part of the story for me: I saw a report on this guy on CBS this morning. Apparently, he went to the island TWICE. The first time, he was basically told to leave, he didn’t, and they fired arrows at him. One arrow pierced his bible/journal thing he carried with him. He escaped the beach, swam back…

Wow. Has our politics really gotten to the point where calling out someone in your own party for allegations of sexual harassment is considered “helping the enemy?” Like....this should be easy, right? Keep your damn hands to yourself and if you don’t, there’s consequences. I learned that as a kid. Franken resigned…

Love the Dhalsim pose after the second sack. 

What, no Gruden? 

Came here to say this. Unblur their faces and let’s see how proud they are of their rights once they realize there are consequences to them. 

Nah, Orlando Jones made the catch.

I love #69 for the Jags at the 00:23 mark. Hands on hips, ref’s flag goes up, he shrugs helplessly. “Come on, GUUUYS!”

Now that’s what I call failing upward! 

Well, in an interview with a DC radio show, he mentioned that Vanna and him often frequent a bar/lounge for some post show martini’s, so maybe a drunken gaffe? Regardless, the joke is stupid, but I doubt he’s a member of the alt-right or anything like that. 

Speaking as an American citizen, Kyrie does not represent me as our country’s point guard due to his controversial stance as a flat-earther.

Anything that Alexander Payne does is ok in my book. 

Dude, this guy could fall asleep on a ladder. He also never failed to pass out after 10 laps of a NASCAR race. It was mesmerizing.

Edit: I think I may have Made an error*

I thought it was pretty good! Dads review: “I like Jack Nicholson, but that movie was a snooze fest.” Why do we bring him places? 

“I’m a luck drag-”

Other good movies to nap to (according to my Dad, who passed out during all of these in the multiplex):

Hate to burst your bubble but I went into a CVS last friday (the 16th!!!) and you would be forgiven if you thought that Thanksgiving was just completely removed from the CVS holiday calendar. There is Christmas stuff EVERYWHERE in there. 

Unrelated, but for the longest time, I thought the chorus for Big Pimpin went, “Big Pimpin’, Spinning the Cheese.” What is spinning the cheese, you ask? I thought it was a euphemism for making money. Yes, I was an awkward and nerdy suburban white kid, how did you know?

Just now hearing about this. So you’re telling me that a “good guy with a gun” actually stopped a bad guy with a gun, and the cops shot him anyway?