“Seconded.”

“Death is so.....terribly final. While life is full of possibilities!”

Yeah that part was really weird. Especially since Kansas was a part of the Union. Not only is he a racist, bigoted piece of trash, but he can’t get his damn history right, either. Although I guess we can still blame Lincoln for it:

This guy seriously compared the caravan to Pancho Villa? Jesus, do republicans really hate brown people so much? 

When I heard him say, “Now let’s not engage in any presidential harassment” after the election, I nearly put my fist through the damn TV. This turtle faced piece of shit made it his mission in life to stop Obama at every damn turn and he’s got the nerve to say that? OOOOOOOH what a fucker!

Someone may have already mentioned this but Emma Stone played Gwen Stacy, not Mary Jane Watson. 

Better Bowie than Camp Springs or Suitland. 

You ever heard of Greg Paul? Dad to the Paul Brothers?

Did you happen to catch the Don Lemon piece on this? He and another pundit were quoting Nina Simone. “Mississippi, God DAMN!” Hammer. Nail. Hit. 

Oh please tell me she teaches at Francis T. Evans Elementary. That would be perfectly karmic for me (and also make an incredible amount of sense given how crappy that school was). 

“Caruana’s coming chronometrical catastrophe created a calamitous climate.”

This is all great, except where McCoy says “This is an outrage.” Hang ‘Em High McCoy wouldn’t say that. He would simply look incredulous at the judge and bemoan the loss after the fact with his ADA’s while sipping on liquor.

Man, Thanksgiving’s gonna be awkward when/if he gets out of jail.

Just waiting for someone to make a beat red John Gruden that really sucks at his job.

Jesus Christ, Derek, do you need a hug bro? 

Took me a second but once it hit -

r/popping

I’m willing to bet that there wasn’t an intended “Gruden red face” theme for Deadspin this year, but hey, when something this hilarious falls in your lap, you run with it right?

Dance Gavin Dance - Happiness.

Yeah, pretty much.