Barry Sanders. That poor bastard never reached a Super Bowl.

Christ, I don’t know what to do. I’m spent the last week convincing myself that they were going to blow it against the jackets, even talked myself out of going to a game 5 OT winner because I didn’t want to ruin my weekend in DC which was mostly spent eating weed brownies and drinking a lot. I fully expected the Pens…

You must be a newish caps fan. We know how this ends. I’m hoping it doesn’t, of course, and I don’t want to be a pessimist, but.....yeah.

Holy hell thats an impressive fuck up. Consider it a deal

Right there with you dude.

No disrespect to Columbus in all seriousness. Good on them for making the playoffs. And if they move on, I wouldn’t hold it against them. I think it may finally break me as a caps fan though. How many teams can you choke against before your spirit is finally broken?

Well if advanced stats meant anything the caps should have cruised to a Stanley cup a long time ago.

Speaking strictly individually talent, not the whole team. His skill set is far and away better than many players in the NHL and it’s being wasted because of this fucking team.

Ethan Supplee?

It’s not so much the blue jackets. I don’t hate them or anything. I just think losing to the jackets....BJ’s....hey wait a minute!

I could easily write 10000 words for that article.

I’ve been waiting for him to pull a Bondra for so long. Hit the nail on the head with the comment about playing like they are owed wins. Never thought of it that way but it makes perfect sense now.

The footwork from that pitcher, though. Impressive.

Oh no...we’re not numb. It’s one thing to lose to the pens, the rangers, the flyers.....but the fucking BLUE JACKETS?! I know they nearly choked away a season to the leafs last year but if they blow it against the Blue Jackets, I’m burning my signed Ovechkin jersey. No offense to him of course, this isn’t to spite…

Nah, Bill, you’re just a fat ass.

a little bigger and not as fluffy, but pretty much. And she has a lighter beige tone. More like this:

My mom has a yorkie/bichon mix named Mitzi. You’d think it would be a nightmare, but she’s actually really well-behaved. I like to call her the bearded lady because she has facial hair. Hehe.

Normally this is when I would wag my finger my and say “stop generalizing” but I have to admit Henry Cavill and the 50 Shades dude look a lot alike. Plus I’m still laughing at “the other guy with the face” comment.

You make a good point of him handling it well. Just walked right off the court and let his coach do the screaming. Durant could learn something here.

Wait, hold up, Michael Rapaport, as in “got ate up by a shark in Deep Blue Sea” and “played a man-child in Beautiful Girls” Michael Rapaport?