“You have a car for a bed.”

I just submitted “Racist Fuck Highway, Good Ole’ Boys Boulevard, The Guy Who Lost a War.....Highway.”

[Watches first clip] “Eh, the reciever maybe got a little too speedy there-”

“The instagram don’t have no say! It’s just you!”

The whole Kaepernick situation makes me want to tie Steve Cookie-McDoucheNugget to a giant tube, strap that to the back of his yacht, rev that sucker to 1,000 knots, make a hairpin turn that would produce a wake big enough to make that tsunami from Deep Impact blush, watch him hit said wake with nothing to do except…

Wars have been started for less. Don’t you dare knock Milky Way!

I don’t think we’re there quite yet but unless this administration starts curbing their rhetoric about “many sides” and stops legitimizing these Neo-Nazi’s imagined threats against the future of their “race and children” then we will get there.

Pretty sure they are wearing German army helmets. “we’re not Nazi’s.” Uh-huh. And how long until we have our own little Kristalnacht?

Rot in jail forever you pissant little pussy.

No love for cherry in the top 5 at least? LAME.

I wish I could show ya’ll my girlfriend’s face when I showed her this. She looked like she saw what was in the suitcase in Pulp Fiction.

Whenever I see that clip of the security guard masturbating, I think of this.

Hey, some of us don’t own camo anything and don’t know what the hell a Zubaz is (are?). Some of us just want a decent backup until Flacco is healthy again so he can go back to being the AFC version of Eli Manning and guides us to a 9-7 season and one spot behind the wild card.

No pun intended.

Sweet! Now im super stoked.

I shall attempt to finish Chrono Trigger on my PS3. Yes, the original. No, I’ve never beaten it. Stop looking at me like that. I just got to the “end of time” area for the first time. About 4-5 hours in. Realistically, how much longer do I have to go (without spoilers if possible)?

I hate your indisputable logic

The first issue that pops up for me is that they call themselves the browns and their primary color is orange. Also, there are endless opportunities to use the “blinking man” gif when discussing the Browns. Like when I read this:

Dude why you gotta bring that shit up. That shit was like watching election night over again.

I honestly do not get what is happening here, even after someone in the comments tried to explain it (I think).