HA! The day Lebron wears a Wizards uniform, I’ll eat my damn shoe. Nobody ever decides voluntarily to go to DC, especially not a guy who made mincemeat out of this team in the playoffs during his first stint with Cleveland. You’re either drafted or traded there unwillingly. I’m speaking more generally about DC sports…

Um, I’m pretty sure we all know the answer to this question already. I’ve only seen like 18 billion athletes, journalists, reporters, and fans ask the same darn thing. Kaep did a thing, and now everyone wants to poop on him for that thing. He’s a pariah, and if I were him, I’d take the fat contract money I have left…

Those are the best kinds, though.

He looks thrilled.

Just be glad you haven’t seen his music video (“Everyday Bro” yes that’s the name of the song), which has been called “the whitest music video ever.” Also, see his Twitter beef with Kendrick Lamar. Well, he TRIED to start a beef. I’ve seen Youtube folks lampooning this guy on the regular, but I never thought I’d see…

wouldn’t he be fine with that?

With all the horrible things going on in this world, it’s nice to know the Skins are STILL the best at digging their own graves. Puts a smile on my face, it does.

Until they have the league record for worst regular season wins/losses count AND until they get swept out of the only championship series they’ve ever reached, THEN will they have reached caps level of frustration.

I love how you think I’m a democrat or that I supported Hillary, given that I never said those things, and I do care about corruption. What drove me nuts is that the Republicans were so hard up on ensuring that no democrat, Hillary or no, got anywhere near the white house by systematically fucking over the election…

OK, I call BS on information not being a valuable asset. What the hell do you think Wikileaks is for? They buy and sell information and use it to discredit people or to air out dirty laundry. As far as the technical definition of the campaign finance law, none of that matters really because he said it clearly in the…

YES, let it melt a little first. After a few minutes, it hits this perfect consistency, then you can annihilate it. The peanut butter flavor is my favorite.

My girlfriend LOVES this stuff. She doesn’t but it as much anymore because our grocery store began selling it for $5.99 instead of the usual $4.99 (like that’s any better). Her favorite flavors are peanut butter and birthday cake. I think they taste pretty good. It’s a substitute, and it’s in no way better than real…

Kasowitz, my dude:

No, we have the fact that he got this information from an foreign government. That’s illegal. AND unlike during Obama’s terms, where everything he did or suggested was considered illegal or treasonous or tyrannical, there’s actually enough evidence to where it might stick. But we know how often people involved in…

When I lived in Savannah, GA, the first day I had my PT cruiser (don’t judge, the thing survived being stolen, then being crashed into a Chevy Blazer, THEN being crashed into the side of an abandoned house), I got pulled for failing to move over a lane for an emergency vehicle. I have no qualms with the law itself,…

So, is it a bad thing that as a guy, you maybe have done one or two things on this list but you don’t them anymore (or as much?). I haven’t heard any complaints from the partner, but after reading this, I feel like I maybe 10% Tenderman. 10% is ok, right?

Well, in this case, “THEY slimed me.”

I would say he has giant balls, too, but only a coward holds a closed door meeting with a hate group.

Pale-faced peckerwood here. I agree with the statement that it took some of us longer than usual to “wake up” to the idea of institutionalized racism, and white people generally just being assholes to everyone in history (see Christopher Titus’ fantastic bit “I’m Whitey, and I apologize!”), but to say that all white…

Wow, elephants go through Pon Farr, too!?