mitchellbyron1983
MitchellByron1983
mitchellbyron1983

I have to agree with you about Dorne, though it seems like they’ll have a bigger presence in this season. I’m going through book 4 now and I remember being all pumped to meet this bodyguard character from the book and I get two scenes with him before he’s cut down by those crazy snake ladies. LAME!

You gotta add Caddyshack in there. “Varmint-Cong.” Classic.

Fists up for Plo. He was the dude.

The ending was weak-sauce, but otherwise pretty funny. Not Bill Murray’s best, though.

Michael?!

Same. McKean killed it this season. No pun intended.

“Never ending?! It’s only 90 minutes! Tut Tut! This will not do!”

The Neverending Story. In hindsight, it’s not great, but that damn Swamps of Sadness scene makes me effing LOSE IT. Like, it’s bad enough that the stupid horse is too depressed to get his dumb ass in gear and get out of the muck, but Atreyu’s blood curdling screaming as his best friend sinks slower and slower...

Hi! This is Jim. Is it the Jim you’re writing about now? Possibly. I know I am A Jim. Am I THE Jim, though? Aren’t we all THE Jim?

I mean, if you were tossed around a Michael Bay action set more than once, that might drive you to drinking. But that doesn’t excuse racism. Michael Bay may drive people insane, but he doesn’t put race hate into you. At least I don’t think he does.

OK, now you’re just making words up.

It took me a second to realize what the joke was, then it hit me like an email from Donnie Jr.

Yeah, me too. I had the same reaction to that as when I heard the phrase “moon cricket” in Black Dynamite. I don’t know what is means, but it sounds HORRIBLY racist.

Hey now, that white dude is THE Andy Serkis. Respect the Kiwi.

Donald Trump Jr. looks like the guy from a criminal outfit who gets snagged by the cops and ends up being the dude that flips everyone, culminating in a shootout where all his old cohorts get riddled with bullets while he cowers out of sight in a bulletproof vest, screaming and covering his ears. He also looks like a

Hey, I got two balls, too, but I don’t need to share it all over the internet.

James Harden, the guy who folded like clean laundry during a playoff elimination game and who treats defense like an ugly ex, is getting damn near 230 mil over six years. Are we sure this isn’t the Redskins?

......you just wanted to talk about them Thrones, didn’t you? It’s ok. We’re all here :)

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To be fair, Garfield comes off pretty freaking naïve.