BREAKING: LB Damien Wilson signed to 3 year extension. with owner Jerry Jones commenting, “He’s a leader in the huddle!”

I think white folks are just mad because he had to go and make it all awkward with the truth. I’m one of the blanco’s and part of me was like “Let us drink and light explosives without making everything weird, man!”

Upon reading the news about new Queens of the Stone Age music  , I immediately pressed the link and the song blasted through the computer speaker just as my boss walked past my desk. Worth it.

I know this is four years old, but WHY THE FUCK IS NATTY LIGHT HIGHER THAN YUENGLING.?!?!?!?! BAN THIS FOOL FROM RANKING THINGS FOR LIFE!!!!!!!

Apparently these people want her to fall on her sword (er, racket?) and never play the sport again.

Yeah really. Just a freak occurrence you can’t really explain. No wonder she lost it.

“Just one spittle, upon your face...”

The next time I want an opinion of a hand-balling cheater who doesn’t live here, I’ll ask myself, thanks. I feel for what’s going on in South America, but this guy is an f***ing idiot if he thinks Putin is the best chance for peace in the world. Like, HOPELESSLY, DANGEROUSLY idiotic.

I mean, are we sure he ISN’T legally retarded? It’s not like one stolen game against the Cardinals is going to do the Mets any good.

Thanks! Much appreciated.

Nah, I’m sure some aide was standing over him explaining how to do it.

Clearly the ump is a Mets fan.

Man I’m really glad we’re keeping those children at bay. Can’t be too careful.

“Hey Farva, what’s that restaurant you like with all the goofy shit on the walls?”

Would you mind me asking where you found all of this out? Cursory google searches have made me not as excited after reading your post.

Well apparently mocking a cable news show host’s face is just TOO FUCKING FAR MAN!

Mother flipping VIRGINIA! Proud of you!

the dog in the photo after the lady with the blue shirt looks like that thing that hung out with Jabba in Return of the Jedi.

Well, if you were to wear a shirt with Bill Cosby’s name on it, you kind of leave the door open for people to shout “Qualudes” at you and shove jello pudding pops in your face. That’s the whole point of being supportive of an asshole. You don’t get to be all “oh poor me why can’t we have a conversation” when your guy…

I would like to know where these pale ones learned that drawing a noose around something is not considered a threat. “Oh he just SHOWED him the gun, he wasn’t actually going to do it.”