mitchellbyron1983
MitchellByron1983
mitchellbyron1983

Who’s getting huffy? I’m just doing some good ole’ fashion Cindy Crosby hate speech. I thought that was encouraged on this site? Oh wait, you must be the fun police come to lecture me about how I need to “stop being a pussy stop hating waah lol.” That’s kind of how competitive sports fandom works. If you can’t handle

Of course the officer should not have let him off. If Dubose or anyone breaks the law, they need to be arrested. But just because a criminal is scared of a police officer doesn’t mean he’s a threat to the officer. Sometimes, yes, scared people can do irrational things and hurt themselves and others, and when that does

And then they ruined it. Well, Axel ruined it. He ruins everything.

Drew, go to Cracker Barrel at your first opportunity and order the Blueberry pancakes. BEST. FUCKING. BLUEBERRY. PANCAKES. EVER.

Well that is a legitimate reason to freak out. Still, his death was completely unnecessary. That cop should be in jail.

Isn’t that the beauty of being a sports fan, though? My bias allows me to shit talk as much as I’d like in order to express the frustration I have for this little dick weasel being treated like he’s Wayne Gretzky when he’s clearly not AND to also shit on the Penguins for winning games they clearly shouldn’t be

Wait, wait, wait....the cop wasn’t in uniform? He was wearing this “great smoky mountains” confederate shirt? Well no kidding the guy in the car was freaked out. I didn’t watch the video (at work, can’t really look at stuff like this) but did the officer at least show him his badge and identify himself? Even with

So he’s good at puck handling? Precisely what he needs to be a good at to be a cherry picking, deflecting little douche. What I mean by that is 99% of the goals he scores come off deflections or rebounds from other players or the goaltender that can’t see anything around his big yellow ass that’s always CONVENIENTLY

This is why I hate the FUCKING penguins. it seems like no matter how hard the other team plays, no matter how shitty they play, there is some cosmic force that wills those yellow and black cocksuckers to win and it’s driving me fucking crazy. Why are sports like this? Why does Sidney Crosby, the OG cherry-picking

Used to have a cat named Smokey. He was an outdoor cat. If you’ve ever had outdoor cats, you might know their propensity for murder on occasion, and Smokey was no different. Typically it was birds or mice, even a squirrel once or twice left on the porch. The worst though was the baby rabbit he half-ass dis-embowled

That’s a good point. I can the appeal of saying f*** it. This makes my head hurt just thinking about it all. But that’s not good enough, obviously.

Dude this episode reached into my body, grabbed my soul, and said, “I swear, if you don’t shed a tear while watching me, I might as well just take this because you don’t need it.”

God, I don’t know if I feel better about this (that Russia secretly isn’t shadow-running our government) or I feel even worse. I feel like McClane at the end of Die Hard. “All this bullshit for money?!”

You didn’t have an explanation for Yuengling. As an avid fan of the stuff who can’t see anything wrong with it, where is this evidence that it’s overrated? I’ll admit, it doesn’t blow your socks off, but it’s decently priced, offers a nice buzz, and has a solid taste. Better than Schlitz. Bleagh.

Oh man I feel like the guy on the jersey barrier right now, buh......

Luke Jackson thinks, “I could do 70...”

Would he though?

He’s as much as super bowl champ as Tom Brady is a national champion from his time with Michigan.

Wow, whoever that Greg Cumberland guy is, I want him to host my next party. Sounds like a fun guy to have around.

My uncle is a retired MPD officer. I asked him about all these police shootings and what he felt about them, just to get a cop’s perspective. He essentially said that “training and vetting” are the two most important aspects of hiring new cops, and a lot of reasons these things happen is because cops aren’t trained