haha no. we live in richmond. they didn’t play the game at the restaurant we were at.

Dude, this is a lot of words about wrestling. Like, WAY too much. Japanese dude looks dope, though.

Speaking as a long suffering fellow DC sports fan (sans deadskins), I’ll take getting eviscerated in the Conference Finals by Lebron-bron just to say “hey at least we got there.” I would much prefer to have my ass handed to me than to get snuffed out by Kelly FUCKING Olynyk in game 7. 

My girlfriend (a Celtics fan) and I just got home from a night of Mexican food and margaritas (she’s LIT) and the first thing she sees when I pull up my browser is your home page with this article right up top. When she read the score, I thought she was going to tequila-rage. Something about “soft defense” and “that…

*cue Jimmy Fallon ruining the scene by laughing uncontrollably”

My cat has feline AIDS...

HE DANCING, MUTHA FUCKA!

Fun fact about Tobey McGuire: I met the guy who did his stunts for those movies. He spoke at my film school. Apparently, Tobey was all about doing the stunts in the first film, but Tobey hurt his back doing a stunt in the 2nd and by the 3rd movie, he apparently preferred staying in his trailer and playing video games…

The RompHim: show the world how far you’re willing to go to appear homosexual but are, in fact, hetero. No doubt this will be THE thing to do to land these bros more strange.

For a split second I read that as Bob Villa and I said to myself, “Not the friendly home improvement guy from the 90's! NOO!”

That’s debate-able....

Why so defensive? Got a problem with being black, HUH?!

With what evidence do they have that Hillary is more corrupt and more shady than Trump? I will never understand this shit. How can anyone, ANYONE, look at Donald Trump and think “this is a guy I can trust.” I mean, I can believe it, but I don’t understand it. Putting on blinders, sticking your fingers in your ear, and…

Seconded. A girl scout or two might just die if they got in the way of myself and $20,000 worth of Samoas.

More like “Ask Dr. Stupid”

It’s still too soon, man...

More like he called Jesus, Jesus looked at the caller ID and thought, “Oh for my sake, what NOW?!”

OOOH I bet he’s gay and hiding it. I’d stake my life on it. I wonder if he shame-f***s Milo Yanny-whoo-ha-ha or whatever the hell his name is.

A really awesome person who should be praised for all eternity.

Curt Schilling, is that you?