mitchellbyron1983
MitchellByron1983
mitchellbyron1983

Yeah I don’t know if I would talk smack about a dude who looks like Kratos. Not smart.

As a lifelong caps fan, I say, “take your stupid star and fuck off you dirty pens fan.”

·Well, I thought Charlie might switch it up the second go around of whipping his ass (echoes)...whipping his ass....whipping his ass...whipping his ass

He would then proceed to launch Rick across the lobby entrance to heaven with a slow-mo uppercut, crashing into the gates, turn towards his bodyguards and say, “Take one more step, and I’m kicking this mother f***er off the cloud.”

You forgot to consider the alternative fact that the Nets are 62-20 and have already locked up the number 1 overall seed.

this made me giggle. thank you :)

I think you hit the nail on the head. I don’t think he’s racist or anything. He’s just a fucking idiot.

You know, I always wondered why Speech was such a big deal in college. Well......

You ever tried an inquisition retreat? They have this stretch massage spa that feels JUST wonderful.

Man ain’t that the truth.

Stop calling me Shirley, Albert.

my girlfriend and I literally laughed out loud while reading your headline. Not fake text lol, like really lol. Thank you. You made our night better. And yes, I am looking. He is a fucking asshole. And a piece of shit.

Way to go, home state! Still kind of shocked our governor is Republican and not a total dick about this. Take the victories where you can.

Bannon looks like a college professor that shows up half drunk to class and begins discussing things that don’t pertain to the course he is teaching.

blueberry is number 1? FUCKING BLUEBERRY?! What the fuck, guys? Cherry is the clear best, ok?

I’m surprised she didn’t drown you in the bottle itself. Gotta be careful with them pepsi’s in atlanta. Muthaf***ers will cut you.

I feel like this is a movie that’s more enjoyed by men than it is women. Just something I’ve noticed over the years of watching this movie over and over again. My girlfriend HATED Holden at the end for the threesome idea after the first time she watched it. She just couldn’t believe how stupid he was being and she was

Aw they’re so cute! I wonder when the second date is.

that was one person from the squad in an unrelated case. Excuse me if my outrage is a little closer to the hip lately. Thought this might be a good place to vent but apparently I can’t get away from know-it-alls even on the internet.