I’ll tell you what’s missing: they’re women. Women always tend to get punished more severely for damn near everything. I’m a dude and I can even see that. “Oh, these young ladies may have been involved in a prostitution ring, but let’s treat them like they’re guilty before we know their innocent. That’s how justice…

Did these dipshits skip the part of civics class where religion and the state are to be treated SEPARATELY? When are these assholes going to learn that we aren’t a fucking theocracy?

what does /s mean? I feel like I missed something here.

God it’s like I’m watching Peter Bondra’s career all over again. Whenever I see athletes do well in DC, part of me screams at them to GET OUT so they can wina championship because they sure as crap won’t here. Ugh. Thanks for ruining my night CHRIIIIIS!

Damn it, this is what I get for posting before googling. Thanks for the correction, Mr Rectal Polyps of Dean Martin! (googling “pedantry” now......this aptly describes my boss)

I just bought some the other day at an Aldi. My girlfriend and I nearly bought the whole rack, but we settled with 3 boxes. We have roommates.....that won’t be eating our biscuits.

The thing that bothers me the most about Rhode Island? IT’S NOT AN ISLAND. :)

Double-true for their hot dogs. I took one bite after it had been sitting in my car for 10 minutes tops and the bun tasted like someone dunked it in water. Don’t ever buy hot dogs at a place that specializes in burgers. In fact, you probably shouldn’t buy hot dogs, period, except at sporting events and restaurants…

“We’ve got sandy beaches!”

My last name is Hobby. I feel like a serious marketing opportunity just presented itself. No better time to move to Findland!

Beat me to it. It’s “Oh My God, they killed Kenny!” not “Oh my God, they killed Cartman!”

If I may add a piece of advice: whatever you do, when it comes to the security deposit/rent and how it’s going to be split, GET THAT SHIT IN WRITING. My girlfriend and I just moved in with 3 other guys (4 bed, 3 bath. pretty big house). We knew them before moving in, of course. Real friendly, liked doing the same…

My dad and I watched this when it first hit TV. Severely underrated show.

I keep seeing you guys harp on Harbaugh’s love of milk with his food. My father used to be the same way. Every night for dinner, my dad would drink milk with his dinner, though not whole milk. Typically we drank skim or 1% because it’s “healthier.” Probably going to get a lot of grief for this, but I would do it, too.…

Um, doesn’t this violate the constitution? Or some kind of law about religion in public schools? Am I missing something here?

I probably wouldn’t invite him either. I still haven’t forgiven him for that 3 pointer. You know. THAT 3 pointer.

He’s going to be delicious one day...

I don’t think I’ve laughed at anything as hard as “Charizarding.” Thank you, Mark.

Oh god, I think Tim Allen is my dad now, because this is the EXACT SAME WAY he gets when Trump comes up in conversation. He gets all awkward and tries to change the subject, usually coming back with, “Talking about politics and religion are good ways to make enemies” after spending the better part of last year…