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I hear you man. Diagnosed with cancer in my neck two days after my 50th birthday. Happy Birthday to me, right? That was 2.5 years ago, and just got the word earlier this month that I no longer have to come in every 3 months for CT scans and only once a year for follow ups.

Damn, fight the good fight and kick cancer's ass.

Prior to reading this article I had no idea who Charlie Kirk was.

Dennis Rodman, but only if he keeps his current brain

There is nothing in any way bad about somebody valuing you as a friend. If you feel bad about being in the “friend zone,” do your unsuspecting friend the kindness of letting them know you’re a creepy asshole who has no use for their friendship except as it affords you proximity for continuing to try to fuck them, and

WWE moved the show from the 68,000-seat King Fahd International Stadium to the 25,000-seat King Saud University Stadium in the last few weeks; a news post added to the Saudi General Sports Authority website on Monday lists the smaller venue. That type of change almost anyways means low ticket sales in wrestling

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Oh shit, he’s onto me!

I was about to say: Can we all just agree that payday lending and racing are a bad combination?

Thank you for making me miss my baby again. God I loved that car.

The fourth generation Honda Accord has aged incredibly well. Honda was getting things right in the early ‘90s. Clean lines, excellent proportions, and an honest design that said quality without looking like it tried too hard.

Considering only the chuddiest assholes make a stink about that fascist salute, yea, it’s awesome. And he’s a Nam Vet; I don’t think he has to salute a damn thing.

Greg Sagan is doing great work and the Democratic Party can no longer afford to ignore those like him.

“If the Navy man who has volunteered to be the most hopeless candidate in America has something to teach the Democratic Party, it is that in a battle, every ship must be manned. Even if it is bound to sink.”

I wear hard contacts and if I somehow drop one when I’m not near a faucet or solution (note: “not near” is sometimes the distance between the living room and bathroom), I’ll put it in my mouth to clean it before putting it in my eye. You can cite all the research you want about how many germs are in a human mouth, and

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I’ve just made my way to his campaign website and made a contribution. And I don’t even live in Texas.

Ask Ludacris.

Man, if your comment is to shit on another man’s pride and joy, you need to step up your comment game.