No, the length of the shotgun was mentioned to make the point that from that range, he might just as well have reached the thing out and hit the friggin’ bird over the head with it.

You’re clearly not his core demographic. His base will eat this up. He might even surge to 1.1% in the polls.

I think it’s *Waylon*. As in Jennings. Willie Nelson and Waylon Jennings. Sigh, I hate that I know this.

HOT TAKE AHEAD:

You're right... USL should take up the entire Division 2 line after the hiding they gave the NASL in the U.S. Open Cup.

Jesus lord are you stupid.

At last, video evidence that 2:24 is faster than 2:26.

this can’t be a real opinion?

Hahaha - no but I do look like I could be his sister. He is even born about 40 miles from me so similar accent mebbe. And with more frizz with me. See what I mean about looking out of place.