and a big fuck to these rankings

with all this growing and learning over the years the guinness book of world records has certified jameis winston as the world’s largest genius

AND IT BETTER BE DILL RELISH DAMMIT!

they were, actually! probably should have won. 

hamilton, write a book, please

that saying is derived from the concept of hard work which i would imagine there are few in trump’s orbit that know anything about an honest day’s work. 

I lived in that county for years. Hasn’t been dry since the 70s.

Too bad the Las Cruces Whataburger doesn’t serve breakfast until 6am.

brother, if you think that her using her platform trying to free an unjustly imprisoned woman constitutes a bad opinion then i’m not sure she’s the one with the problem

lmao at you thinking these doofuses have an ideology past “make money”

I know the ESPN app lets you choose the fan view with no commentary for soccer games. It’s ok.

One dollar, Bharry.

Kane won his primary in Tennessee! But he likely has terrible politics.

My PBS station in Texas aired it. Loved it as a kid.

ah, the drink of college homecoming games

I googled up The Dame Jo and damn is she everywhere.

COTA makes it seem like he’s bringing it to Austin. Any truth to that?

Deanie’s kicks so much ass.

Man, I loved this show. Watched on PBS in South Texas. Wishbone ruled.

Yep! And there’s another smaller track on the east side that hosts road races on Thursdays. The Driveway.