Good. It’s the dumbest goddamn thing and it always comes from the dumbest people in the room.

Bartenders, at least in Austin, prefer you walk it.

According to bartenders I’m friends with here in Austin, they prefer you walk and take the automatic 20%.

ok billy

keep it on deadspins dammit

• AUSTIN DOESN’T LIKE YOU EITHER

AND THEY’RE PLAYING A FREE SXSW SHOW AT AUDITORIUM SHORES ON SATURDAY NIGHT!!

cool

For the sake of my own mental health I sleep with a top sheet and wash them once a week. It’s an uplifting luxury for me.

What about Schrodingers’s SUV? It’s Bronco and Nomad until the cat dies.

My friend crashed his Busa two years ago this week. Had it not been for the helmet he would be dead. Even with it he was in a medically induced coma, went through multiple facial reconstruction surgeries, and as an Air Force officer had to delay his childhood dream of flying a fighter jet. Be careful out there.

A distressingly disturbed man cannot be disturbed further.

Improbably, the stuff can be found in the Scandinavian diaspora in Texas.

A $20? You must be unfamiliar with cocaine.

It doesn’t need to in order to implore you to.

I’m sorry to inform you that Turn Up on the Weekend is actually...good.

Ban MMA

I’m more interested in the fact that there is a ferry running between Denmark and Iceland.

There’s similarities but the Century dates back to the late ‘60s and it’s pretty much looked the same ever since.

So the Swedish goalkeepers last name is literally “Danish”?