Paul Walker...I think.

Delivered furniture to one of his stores in college. He is.

Danish cinema, Faroe Islands, ice floe in Greenland? What's with all the Kingdom of Denmark references this week? Wikipedia wormhole?

Surprised it wasn’t mentioned that this happened in Florida.

You don’t live in Austin, do you?

No. This is sex.

Also, he was in a goddamn scooter club.

My last roommate here in Austin was from Seattle and unironically wore a fanny-pack, drop-crotch pants, and multiple pairs of seemingly identical ankle boots. Just in the past year he found out he was born in Vancouver. Man, fuck Seahawks fans with the car that just hit them.

Enough for confirmation bias is my guess.

Native Texan here (born and raised and only spent a couple of days in London, Ontario once). I do cook my bacon with weaponry: a frying pan.

Haisley Shills Bullshit Bicycle Kick in Ridiculous Screamer Article

True (Detective) but it would be hard to slip that by him. He or someone he knows that watches the show will probably notice an Asian director with a man-bun/ponytail that attends coke and hooker parties.

Doubtful. Fukunaga is still an executive producer for this season.

The friendzone just got more complicated.

All sorts of fishing accoutrement. I see rods, reels, and tackle boxes.

He was known as “The King of Western Swing,”

So, Danish or Dutch?

I love Bock but it doesn’t really sell well leading to most of it being a bit old tasting. I just know which bars here in Austin have a higher turnover rate of Bock kegs.

The SmokeHaus.