Hell yes - I finally dumped The Walking Dead two seasons ago when I realized I hadn’t been enjoying it for a long time, but I was kind of taken aback by how much it felt like a weight had been taken off my shoulders.

Anyone I talk to thinks it’s weird or unnatural to keep a pet chicken, especially the ones bred for their looks. But I really want to have a Silkie when I’m living on my own. How bad of an idea is it to keep a chicken if you already have a cat?

Tough decision. His heart is between a rock and a hard place.

Two words, Glenn & dumpster

When I realized I was drinking beer every night, I thought that I might be developing a dependency. So I switched to gin. Problem solved!

Yeah but clearly one glass of lemon water a day is going to realign my body’s ph with the stars so I can boost my metabolism, stave off all disease you would otherwise need to inject evil chemicals called vaccines, while also giving me the gift of being unbearable to talk to because I constantly spout nonsense.

Pence is all confused in all the special places. First Mother was going to dress as Rippon and now she has to dress Tongan. He’s not sure how Mother can pull that off but he’s panting in anticipation.

If you don’t mind seeing the number, then enjoy doing that! This post isn’t for you.

yes, and then you basically just write a couple paragraphs making fun of him. You wrote: “I mean, if this porn thing was that big of a deal, you wouldn’t have plopped around whimpering “please don’t” for two years while it happened.”

It’s called Volleyball. Seriously, agility, quick reflexes, strength, it’s all there.

Parents of high-schoolers could use hormone-free teenagers!

What runs forever? Because you are not getting a Model 3.

The only reason you’d need to exercise like crazy to keep the weight off is if you’re eating to much. Weight loss is 90% diet and I doubt it’s any different for these people. Most likely what happened is their metabolism has lowered and they now have a lower maintenance calorie limit (the amount of calories each…

I think the crux here is nobody has made an accusation publicly to stand behind.

I always thought of it as losing the $400 I put into it. And if I want to stay sane, I should go back to thinking of it that way.

I would estimate conservatively that 25% of my usable kitchen cabinet space is occupied by kids’ water bottles. Of those water bottles, maybe 15 - 20% are actively being used. It makes me bonkers. The other day, I pulled out a sliding shelf to get at some tupperware and about 8 water bottles fell back behind the…

Gotta do it in stealth mode while he’s at school.

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[Faint, indistinct yelling in the corner about WebOS]