That’s not honestly hard to do, because even when you compare Audi to its peers it looks bad. Lose-lose. :p

Here I fixed it for you... I generally don’t correct others spelling or grammar but it’s my native language....

VW: We also make Porsche and Audi

Should be “Hasse das Spiel, nicht den Spieler!”

Volkswagen

Der Spieler nicht zu hassen, hassen das Spiel.

“You have to admire a person using the right tool for the job.”

That was dark, man.

You’re reading the equivalent of an online tabloid and are complaining about gossip? Okay.

Wow... You’re kind of a dick...

“Shame on you for posting gossip.”

I'm calling bullshit on this. I know a chick with H-cups (I think, they might be larger) and she doesn't have a problem balancing at all.