Donj’s lawyers also negotiated that a nanny will be present at the hearing to change his diaper every hour. 

I know there’s nothing remotely surprising about this. But it really fucks with my head how pathetic the President of the United States truly is.

Yeah. Even if we ever do undo all the damage he’s done and build a better, brighter future in the aftermath of his Presidency, the memory of his stupidity will remain.

Look, I know you flat-out don’t like him, but I’m sorry, he’s quite clearly not in early-stage dementia.

Only people in the world dumber than Don the Con are those who think he should be President.

“Big fat con job” from the biggest, fattest, most traitorous con job of all time. The willing ignorance and hatred of anyone that would support Trump is as disgusting as he is.

Good Lord, deplorable doesn’t begin to describe trash like this.

If someone representing Black Lives Matter was hauling a similar piece of shit from state to state for years, they would have been stopped by the police four thousand times and be comprised entirely of lead.

Trump sucks, but shoehorning him into everything is exhausting.

I personally know people who have been denied mental health care because they were part of a minority group. I’ll stop “making it about race” when those health care workers do.

He could always quit.

That’s factual reporting. He is a fucking idiot, and so is anyone who voted for him.

Will some journalist please confront a member of Trump’s administration about this with all the facts and appropriate follow-up questions?

The man cannot be insulted enough. He is a disgrace to the country, the office, humanity, fathers, men, business people, husbands.

Seeing that it’s a minimum wage job that doesn’t keep pace with the cost of living things have been like this for a while.

On the flip side - you can afford hundreds a night but balk at $5? *side eye*

So if he did that to keep Comey honest, then we can assume that Comey was being honest and Trump lied? But there’s no story and Comey lied? His mental gymnastics are dizzying.

You were expecting something different? Something else?

I laughed so much that I cried. There is one guy in the background who saw what happened and could not hide his amusement. If I were 10 years younger and did not fully understand the consequences of this guy being president, the next 4 years would have been a comedy for me. Alas, I am older and the amusement is…

But he built things. Tremendous things. The best things you have ever seen. So despite repeated failures, inability to tell the truth, total self-absorption, no public service experience and apparent lack of raw intelligence, he should be our president.
Now barfing and shitting at what I just wrote.